About
Have some experience lecturing about puppets in Minneapolis, MN. Spent two years merchandising deodorant in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent high school summers researching cigarettes on Wall Street. Earned praise for getting my feet wet with toy monkeys in Libya. Garnered an industry award while promoting human growth hormone in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2010 short selling Slinkies in Ocean City, NJ.